• Person: I hate musicals
  • Person: They're so gay
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
  • Me: He ran into my knife.
  • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
  • Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

pastelmorgue:

dewogong:

- from Adventure Time (“The Pit”)

this is meant for CHILDREN

I am Andrew Ryan, and I’m here to ask you a ques­tion. Is a man not enti­tled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ says the man in Wash­ing­ton, ‘It belongs to the poor.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vat­i­can, ‘It belongs to God.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to every­one.’ I rejected those answers; instead, I chose some­thing dif­fer­ent. I chose the impossible. I chose… Rap­ture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the sci­en­tist would not be bound by petty moral­ity, Where the great would not be con­strained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rap­ture can become your city as well.”

thelilnan:

if Frankenstein was available on DVD I would be streaming it on all screens around me 24 7 bc it was honestly the best production I’ve ever seen and I miss it every day and tbh it’s not even a bIG DEAL TO ASK ThEM TO PUBLISh DVDS BECAUSE hEy ThEy FILMED IT FOR FUCKING FAThOM…

"Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included."
thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

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thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

arasiriel:

theangelthatfellfordean:

thegoodlittlesoldier:

super-wolves:

im sorry

im not

yes this will go nicely on my blog.

word ^^^^^^^^

ATTENTION!

jawnsfluffyjumper:

Whoever reblogs this, I will draw a little sketch of what I think of your URL! This ends May 5th! I’ll do all, I swear. c:

texasuberalles:

livingwithdisability:

How to remove a ring from a swollen finger without cutting it off.

This is amazingly clever, and absolutely needs to be propagated among healthcare professionals; it won’t be useful often, but when it is, it could seriously save lives, because people hold up their own emergency treatment for sentimental and emotional reasons every day in every ER in the world.

My wedding ring was my father’s ring for 32 years of loving marriage before my mother died, and I would not hesitate to tell an EMT to take the finger off and reattach it later if they could before I would let them cut this ring.